DAD'S ARMY MATCH REPORT
ROUND 1
ISC RAPTORS VS INGLE FARM
TRINITY GARDENS
SUNDAY, APRIL 22ND, 2007
Well
well.. the inagrual game of Ingle Farm .. C2 Team.. Dads Army.. this
team has more names than Warren Tredrea on the outer of a Crows home
showdown match !!!
Eleven
players showed their faces, Gerry McLaughlin didn't show after
apparently locking himself in a cell at his workplace, but all the
reliable lads keenly turned up.
Says
here in my notes from my spy that Farm had more possession than ISC
during the first half.. What is it with this club this year.. emphasis
on possession ??? Give me a break.
So
Farm looked "rusty" during the first half, it says "the cobwebs had to
be shaken off." I can imagine that Peter "Captain Mouth" King was
yelling at everyone while Steve Paterson kept quiet. Well thats happens
in any game!
So 0-0 at halftime, and Peter King and Paul Simpson are playing well for Farm.
After
65 minutes, Darren Bancroft comes to life and scores the first ever
goal for Ingle Farm C2's. What an honour. More Ingle Farm folklore has
been written into its history.
10 minutes later Steve Paterson scores Farm's second, dunno how, notes a little thin.
By
now Dads Army are on a roll. In the 77th minute Tan Nguyen gets into
the goalscoring action, again, don't know how, but the boy scores his
first ever Ingle Farm goal.
5 minutes later, Bancroft gets his second, giving Farm a 4-0 victory.
The lads celebrate, yet are shattered to discover there were no showers at the ground.
Says here in the notes that the best player on the ground that the best player on the pitch was the ISC Raptors keeper !!!!
A
new nickname has emerged after the big away win. In Ingle Farm
tradition, Farm keeper for the day Mark Preka will now be referred to
as the "Albanian Cat" after his smashing game.
Final score: ISC Raptors 0 Ingle Farm 4.
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 2
DADS ARMY vs BRAHMA LODGE
WALKLEY PARK
SUNDAY, APRIL 29, 2007
Ingle
Farm's mighty C2 team had a resounding 4-0 home win over Brahma Lodge
in blustery conditions at Walkley Park. The home team lead from start
to finish and enjoyed a comfortable victory in the good-spirited match.
After
the bleary-eyed referee turned up a minute or two late after being the
victim of Australia's cricket world cup win, the match was quick to
start. Farm captain Paul Simpson lost the toss and Farm kicked downhill
in the first half.
In
the opening seconds a fine cross from grey haired fullback Alan
Leadbeater found fit-looking Steve Paterson who headed the ball home
from close range. 1-0 to Farm.
Captain
mouth was out there at it again, the little general making sure there
was plenty of talk on the park while Simpson, Leadbeater, Adrian
Plowman and Tan Nguyen combined well to form a formidable rock for a
back four.
Daniel
and Matty Marotti were the Dad's Army apprentices today. It is quite
comical to see these younger lads do the running while certain older
blokes do bugger all and abuse them for not running enough.
Youthful
Darren Bancroft grabbed Farm's second goal after 15 minutes when his
pace left him with space in the 18 before he clinically finished -
beating the 60 year old goal keeper from 10 yards. 2-0.
Super
coach Vinnie "Old man" Evans brought himself on midway into the first
half and was kicked out of the game by the mean and nasty Brahma Lodge
defence. Brahma's kicking of Vinnie was second to none as several times
Evans hit the deck.
Chris
Duncan ("Chris the Scottish Lad") had some good touches during the
first half while Tan was also playing well. Farm keeper Colin Smith was
rarely troubled and comfortably kept a clean sheet.
Lee Perkins, Peter King, Paul Simpson, Alan Leadbeater all had a good first half for Farm.
Halftime: Ingle Farm 2 Brahma Lodge 0.
Although
initially starting with 11 men, Brahma began to lose players during the
second half. One ducked off to work, one did the big hamstring and
another off to church as it was 8 vs 11 by the end.
A
fit looking Gerry McLaughlin entered the park for Farm 10 minutes into
the second half for some much needed run against the eight or so 50
year olds. It was he who grabbed Farm's 3rd goal after 60 minutes. A
good ball into the box saw McLaughlin volley home a superb goal from 3
and a half yards out. 3-0.
Peter
King, who as usual had a very good game, with the mouth and ball, then
scored the best goal of the game in the 65th minute. King took on a
player of similar age and curled a perfect shot into the top corner
from 22 yards that would have had Robbie Greenwood struggling to save.
4-0.
Everybody
felt a bit sorry for Brahma Lodge during the closing minutes of the
second half, but to their credit the visitors didn't give up and played
some good football. It was a funny moment to see the Brahma boys belt
the ball out to waste time toward the end.
The match was played in a gentleman-like manner, with few problems, a few giggles and laughs.
Best for Farm: Peter King, Paul Simpson, Alan Leadbeater.
Final score: Dad's Army 4 Brahma Lodge 0.
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 3
ELIZABETH GROVE vs DADS ARMY
DAUNTSEY ROAD, ELIZABETH NORTH
SUNDAY, MAY 6TH, 2007
Ingle
Farm's mighty C2 team had another big win as they shot to the top of
Division 9 with a 7-1 away win against Elizabeth Grove today. Super
coach Vinnie Evans reports..
A slow start to the game, but Farm were putting a lot of pressure on the Grove defence.
After 20 minutes we finally broke through and Intham opened our account. 1-0.
More pressure and once again we scored through Darren Bancroft. 2-0.
5 minutes later and Intham bagged his second. 3-0.
Halftime: Elizabeth Grove 0 Ingle Farm 3.
Second half and it was only a matter of time before we scored again, this time through Steve Paterson. 4-0.
Then tragedy struck the grove with a player having to go off injured - leaving them with 10 men to finish the game with.
Farm
dominated from there on - goals came from 2 penalties - Darren Bancroft
and Danny Marotti converting them while Chris Duncan netted an easy
goal after some good work from team mates.
Grove
did manage to get one back late on, Alan Leadbeater making a bad
defensive error that cost me my clean sheet record in goal.
Best players: Danny Marotti, Alan Leadbeater, Paul Townsend and Peter King.
Final score: Elizabeth Grove 1, Ingle Farm 7.
Vinnie Evans
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 4
DADS ARMY vs PONTIAN EAGLES
WALKLEY PARK
SUNDAY, MAY 13TH, 2007
Ingle
Farm's C2 Team continued their good form with a hard-fought 3-2 home
win over Pontian Eagles at Walkley Park today. Missing in action for
the C2's today included Steve Paterson, Paul Simpson, Peter King, Gerry
McLaughlin and Paul Townsend.
The
match opened quite evenly, however these "C Team matches" tend to be
very much influenced by who kicks down the slope at Farm's home ground.
In the first half Pontian were aided to the southern end.
Pontian
had the better of the first half. Forward pressure eventually paid
dividends for the visitors after 20 minutes when they were awarded a
"controversial penalty" when the Pontian striker was brought to the
deck 6 yards out.
However
the "Albanian Cat," Mark Preka pulled off a sensational save from the
resulting spot kick, and the ball was cleared away by Farm's defence.
However
Pontian soon got the goal that they deserved. Pontian number 9 Fawaz
bundled the ball into the net giving the visitors the advantage after
30 minutes.
Farm's better players in the first half were Greg Ensor, debutante Johnny Costoglou, Adrian Plowman and the Albanian Cat.
Halftime: Ingle Farm 0 Pontian Eagles 1.
Now
favoured by the slope, Farm immediately struck after the break. Pontian
gave away a silly penalty when a defender pulled on Farm's Johnny
Costoglou's shirt inside the 18 yard box after 2 minutes of the
restart. Darren "I hate Belly" Bancroft coolly converted the spot kick
drawing the two teams level once more. 1-1.
10
minutes later, terrific play from player/coach Vinnie Evans saw the
little striker cleverly by-pass a Pontian defender before a precise
finish from 15 yards gave Pontian keeper Arthur Tsanaistsidis little
hope. 2-1 to Farm.
With
15 minutes remaining in the match, Darren "I hate Belly" Bancroft
bobbed up again to head home Farm's third goal from a fine cross. 3-1
to Farm.
Supercoach Evans then wisely substituted himself off for Mr Bean with 10 minutes to go that nearly cost the home team their win.
Pontian
hit back with 5 minutes remaining when striker Giannakeas struck from 6
yards to bring the score back to 3-2 - setting up a nervous final 5
minutes.
With
their one man advantage, Pontian surged forward in search of their
equalizer and came close on two occasions, one a missed timed shot, one
a dubious penalty appeal.
However Pontian's left their run too late as the final whistle blew to end the game with a narrow win to Farm.
Best
for Farm included Bancroft, Johnny Costoglou, Vinnie Evans, Intham
Saisanavong, Adrian Plowman, Alan Leadbeater, Greg Ensor and the
Albanian Cat.
Final Score: Ingle Farm 3 Pontian Eagles 2.
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 5
MODBURY VISTA vs DADS ARMY
WYNN VALE
SUNDAY, MAY 20TH, 2007
The
Farm ventured to windy Modbury Vista for what should have been an easy
win, but with a few players out it wasn't going to be that.
After
ten minutes Vista broke away down the right and put a cross into the
near post only to find Brian Toomer's leg dangling in the wind to
solidly put the ball into our own net. 1-0 to Vista.
Within five minutes Stevie “The Gun” Paterson comfortably equalized for Farm. 1-1.
Soon after Vinnie Evans cleverly broke the offside trap and ran through
to score what could be said to be the goal of the year.
Just
before half time, Vista broke down the right and sent in a cross six
yards out from goal with the vista forward heading on goal that Farm
goalkeeper Adrian Plowman well saved - however Plowman parried the ball
to Lee Perkins who pounced on the opportunity and proceeded to put the
ball into his own net.
Lee
turned around to celebrate with his teammates - only to realize the
goal was for the other team. For the rest of the game he could not stop
apologizing to his team mates.
Half Time 2-2.
The second half started well for Farm, with many good runs made, but to no goals early after the restart.
Then "The Gun" was back in action with two goals in ten minutes to put Farm 4-2 up.
Vista
started to attack for a five minute period and it paid off for them as
they snatched their first real goal to make it 4-3.
With
ten minutes to go, it was time for the Lee “I'm sorry” Perkins show.
Lee made numerous runs at goal, and finally scored a late clincher from
a well taken corner.
With
Lee "sprinting" at half pace from the back lines, you could see the
glimmer in his eyes that something special was going to happen, and it
did.
Lee made
his run into the box toward the front post and with the ball coming
over at about head high Lee jumped with his eyes well and truly closed
- that forced an error from Vista's keeper, the ball then knocked in.
After
getting to his feet afterwards, he turned to realized he had scored and
absolute cracking goal and only wished his eyes were open to see it.
Final Score: Modbury Vista 3 Ingle Farm 5.
Best players: Intham Saisanavong, Steve Paterson, Lee Perkins.
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 6
DADS ARMY vs COVE
WALKLEY PARK
SUNDAY, MAY 27TH, 2007
"DADS ARMY" entertained seasoned campaigners, The Cove, who travelled the 350km's to play us...
Nice hard first up game for someone who hasn't done anything for 6 months....
We had a team of 15, no idea if we lost anyone, so 4 on the interchangeable interchange bench, which wasn't big
enough to hold them all.. We were all ready for a 11:15 kickoff but our
home town ref was running late as his car broke down at the Gepps Cross
Hungry Jacks drive though.. so we eventually kicked off at 11:30!
Kicking down hill, with the wind and sun and crowd behind us (yes I say
behind us as it was the Coves supporters sitting on the hill in front
of the club rooms, we had no supporters). Leggy played in centre as he
had to leave at half time, with coach Vinnie, and we looked to hold the
ball up without threatening....
It was a very slow first half, the Cove never threatened our goals but
we didn't either till around 30 mins when Dazza had a header cleared
off the line, and another saved. Steve Pat also had a fine header
saved, as we went in at half time 0-0.
Second half and up hill, with a few changes and more of the same. The
game was all clogged up in the middle with neither team dominating. We
had a lot of play on the flanks but could never get a descent cross in,
and another couple of fine saves from the keeper kept the Cove in the
game.
The
Cove picked up their game and attacked with gusto, as we twice cleared
the ball of our goal line, then a tame shot was spilt by Constable
Smith and the Cove forward tapped in for an easy goal. 1-0 to Cove.
Heads dropped but we continued to attack and again was thwarted by the
Cove keeper. Then with 10 seconds to go, Brian Toomer dived full length
to stop the ball with his hand (was he trying for a penalty? wrong end
though) and a penalty was awarded. Constable Smith pulled off a fine
save and then the final whistle was blown.
Three points lost, as we clearly dominated for 70% and should have been 2 up by half time.
Best players (as I saw them) Johnny Miller and Dazza and thanks to Leggy for his half.
I
have been unable to walk for 2 days now and now realise what a good pre
season can do to your fitness... This week we travel to Munno Para,
2006 champs and currently 6-0 on the Division 9 table.... another hard
game but a chance to revenge our humiliating 8-1 thrashing from last
season. Final score: Ingle Farm 0, Cove 1.
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 7
MUNNO PARA vs DADS ARMY
MUNNO PARA
SUNDAY, JUNE 3rd, 2007
I am happy to report that "DADS ARMY" had a resounding away win over previously unbeaten Munno Para C1 today.
The win means Farm stay level on points at the top with Munno Para in Division 9.
The team went down 2-0 early in the game before Farm pulled a goal back just before the break.
Halftime: Munno Para 2 Ingle Farm 1.
After halftime, Farm took over.
Goals from Steve Paterson and Darren Bancroft saw the visitors shake off the home team with some determined play.
Lee
Martindale was dropped back to cover a hole in the team today and did
well by all reports, so much so that he made Leggy look good.
Paterson and Bancroft both ended with 2 each while Alan Leadbeater had a fine match at sweeper for Farm.
Goalkeeper
Colin Smith played his final game in goal for the C2's today, before
moving down to the South East for business pursuits in Mt Gambier next
week.
Colin came
to the club from Manchester United Supporters some 5 years ago, and was
the mainstay 1st team keeper for the past 4, before retiring from 1st
team duties at the ripe age of 42.
The club would like to thank Colin for his services over the years.
In
his time at Farm, Colin collected two championship medals (Div 3 in
2004 and Div 2 last season) and is the only keeper to have done so at
the club. He was a terrific club man, always good for a laugh and he
will be well missed by everyone.
So good luck with your future plans Colin, and thankyou from everyone at the club.
Final score: Munno Para 2 Ingle Farm 4.
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 8
DADS ARMY vs ADELAIDE VIKINGS
WALKLEY PARK
SUNDAY, JUNE 17th, 2007
DADS ARMY GO TOP AS THE VIKINGS FAIL TO DO ANY PILLAGING AT INGLE FARM
(When your playing a team called the Adelaide Vikings.. there are so many headings that I could have used...)
C2
entertained the Adelaide Vikings on a cold winters morning, with no
rain. A squad of 14 turned up so coach Vinnie Evans elected not to
play. Two cameo turn outs today, Paul Townsend playing his first game
and Jamie McGowan playing a half. Simo was on the bench, but only the
change room bench and elected to run the line due to a broken finger
nail.
The
Vikings kicked off with a howling wind down slope, and it really rocked
their boat as they lost possession and 3 kicks later Steve Paterson's
shot made us 1-0 after 45 seconds. 8 Farm players were yet to touch the
ball!
They
kicked off again, under high sail, and looked lost at sea, as we made
it 2-0 after 10 minutes with a Johhny cross/shot burning a hole in the
net as he beat the keeper on the near post. We were all over the
Vikings passing the ball around with ease and soon made it 3-0 after
fine work up the left side and an easy finish for Steve Paterson.
The
Vikings rallied back and put some passes together and let loose a
cannon from 25 yards out that produce a great save from Richard Bales.
Just before half
time, the Vikings beat our off side trap to get one on one with the
keeper, and tucked it away for 3-1 scoreline at half time...
Oranges were had by all, as Leggy gave us the half time pep talk, while coach Vinnie sucked on another beer.
By
now the crowd had swelled to over 20 as the A's and B's were also
paying home this week.. no sign of any dogs though! We kicked off down
hill and again we had all the play but failed to score as most of our
crosses went straight in to the keepers hands or the gum trees.
Again the Vikings sounded their horns and attacked us, and twice we were saved by great shutouts from keeper Richard Bales.
Then Jamie McGowan was introduced for Steve Paterson and we created
more chances, but we killed more Koalas. Dazza beat 3 defenders and the
keeper only to miss the empty net from 7 yards out, then Steve came
back on and we finally got our deserved 4th goal to kill the game off
and make it 4-1.
Then
with 10 minutes to go in the match, a through ball from Lee split the
Viking defence that allowed Jamie McGowan to run onto and as it looked
like a car crash in slow motion, he sliced the ball with the outside of
his foot 2 milliseconds before the keeper got there to watch the ball
sail over the keepers legs and spin spin spin into the net for 5-1..
The picture was Cantona'ish as he took the applauds from the crowd.
So
a fine display from all today, no passengers, as we tore up the Vikings
and had probably 75% of the play. Being Dads Army we still had a few
players who were able to run all day, with little Johnny running havoc
up the wing and pleasing all with his step overs, twin towers Dazza and
Steve working like a pair of hookers at 21st and our solid defence, and
not to mention Towners words of wisdom to fellow team-mates when
bollocking them.
Now
if only Belly knew how to ref and what was deemed as a foul throw.. at
one stage they did 5 in a row and I was going to throw ours in with
just one had to se how far we could push it... that's life and Belly
loves abuse any way.
Next week we travel North to play bottom Northern Utd, so we are
expecting a shit load of goals and maybe one for yours truly.. till
then.
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 9
NORTHERN UNITED vs DADS ARMY
ELIZABETH EAST
SUNDAY, JUNE 24th, 2007
Top-team Dads Army had little trouble in demolishing bottom-team Northern United 8-1 today.
Darren Bancroft, Steve Paterson and John Costoglou all got 2 goals each (Costoglou reportedly taking two of his 10 chances!!)
Paul Townsend and Edwin Bautista also both scored for the visitors.
There was no report submitted on the game
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 10
DADS ARMY vs ISC RAPTORS
WALKLEY PARK
SUNDAY, JULY 1ST, 2007
The usual crowd stumbled into the change room for Dads Army game early Sunday morning.
A quick change and a slow slow warm up ..and it was time for kick off.
Big Bad Glenn was paid his enormous fee to referee this high quality game, and got it underway with Raptors kicking off.
Some
great one touch football by the Farm saw the ball played wide to Dazza
who spotted Steve Paterson in the centre - and proceeded to cross
perfectly for Steve to finish clinically with a header 1-0 . (Well folks, looks like we got another Kanu on our hands here - Ed)
Raptors replied by pushing forward and Farm failed to clear the ball, where the Raptors striker pounced and scored. 1-1.
Farm
midfielder Johnny Costa Zoo made a great run down the right wing
hitting the cross hard low causing a deflection off one of the Raptors
defenders and into the net 2-1.
Raptors
again responded when Farm defenders failed to man up and a ball across
the 18 yard box landed at the feet of a Raptors player - who coolly
converted. 2-2.
Farm kicked off again and a through ball for Steve - who was seen to be RUNNING - converted with a nice chip. 3-2.
Steve Pat also converted twice more before Raptors again replied before half time before Big Bad Glenn whistled for half time.
Half time: 5-3 to Dads Army.
The
crowd had left with Lenny, Pop, Ted and Ron all heading off to
Salisbury Inter's ground, a few words by Leggy and Vinnie, it was time
to get back on.
Adam
Barnes - who was having a good game - was given a rest and super sub
Gerry McLaughlin was on the park getting his boots dirty.
The
back four hardly got tested in the second half. Towner was winning
everything in the air - there was no way through for Raptors.
Farm had a large percentage of the play in the second half without any reward .
Big
Bad Glenn had to have a few words "U OBVIOUSLY HAVENT SEEN ME B4 I'M
THE LAW HERE" .."But ref" .."SHUT IT." Anyway Big Bad Glenn blows for
full time 5-3.. DADS ARMY WINS AGAIN !!
My best Greg Ensor, Steve Paterson and Vinnie Evans.
PS - Rumour has it Drogba needs more game time to get his touch back.
PSS - Rumour has that normal ref Belly was out dancing and hurt his back,was it dancing or something more sinister.
PSSS - Where's Lee Perkins?
We have the hard questions ..who's got the answers?
C U NEXT WEEK.
Report by Dazza
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 11
BRAHMA LODGE vs DADS ARMY
BRAHMA LODGE
SUNDAY, JULY 8th, 2007
MATCH FORFEITED BY BRAHMA LODGE
2-0 WIN TO DADS ARMY
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 12
DADS ARMY vs ELIZABETH GROVE
WALKLEY PARK
SUNDAY, JULY 15th, 2007
".Sunday morning sure looks fine I've got scoring on my mind ".
Having
last week off due to some huge natural disaster down at Brahma Lodge
gives us old blokes time to recover for this weeks big game against the
mighty Grove Peckers.
Vinnie was as organized as ever handing out kits while puffin on a smoke before out we go for a warm up and a quick chat.
We were missing a few key personnel but we also had a few players come back, Danny Marotti, Intham Saisanavong and Tan Nguyen.
Leaping
Leon Hannessen was kind enough to ref for us today. Belly was not to be
seen, I wonder if Leon had a hand in this so he could grab the huge
financial reward that goes with the job.
Kick
off and its a quicker grove team that gets on top early. Our passing is
sloppy, we're 2nd to the ball and generally too old and slow.
The
ball gets thru our back four and the Grove forward seizes the
opportunity has a shot unfortunately keeper Mark “The Albanian Cat”
Preka slips the wrong way and it's 1-0 to the Grove.
Kick
off Farm. Passing improves and we settle down in the match. Ever
consistent Greg Ensor works down the wing, beats a defender then
crosses perfectly to Steve “Rowdy” Paterson who headers the ball past
the keeper .1-1.
Kick off again and Farm start to get on top ,a great ball thru to Dazza, one on one, and he's cleaned up from behind. Penalty!!
This
is where things get nasty. Dazza gets the ball booted at him,
abused verbally, so he gives it back to Lovely Leon who decides he
needs to cool down - sends Dazza and the larger than Belly defender
off for ten minutes. PS I've never dived in my life Grove *
Anchor Vinnie steps up for the penalty and the keeper pulls off a good save. Leon blows for half time .
Half time talk ..and Vinnie fires up the troops. No oranges again.
Back on we go..The crowd has actually doubled since the start of the game.
Kick
off and it's a tussle in the middle with Intham and Vinnie working
hard, its end to end but Farm start to create more opportunities and
Grove players start to tire.
Intham is unlucky not to put a couple away with some good runs up front. Young Johnny turns his ankle and limps off the park.
Then
a fine move down the right sees Steve awarded a free kick and he puts
the ball across the box were I'm free and finish clinically. 2-1 to
Farm.
The Farm
back four are again under pressure and nearly concede again but they
hold sway, Adam Barnes, Paul Towner and Danny Marotti working hard.
Farm
move forward again and win a corner. A bad corner by Dazza comes back
out to him and he lobs it to the back post were Steve is unmarked he
brings the ball down on his chest and puts the ball away in the back of
the grove net 3-1. Paterson 's 18th of the season.
Full time and Dads Army win again. We did make it hard for ourselves, but we got the result. Well down lads.
PS - Anyone seen Lee? .
PSS - Was that Drogba warming up on the sidelines?
PSSS – Rowdy's 2 goals today put him 5 up on dazza but who cares ?
Gritty effort award today- Intham ,Greg and Danny.
Next week Pontian Eagles .See you there.
by Darren Bancroft
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 13
PONTIAN EAGLES vs DADS ARMY
RIDLEY GROVE
SUNDAY, JULY 22nd, 2007
Sunday 22 July 2007 was supposed to be a nice bright sunny day but the
Socceroos losing the night before and overcast conditions it turned out
to be very bleak,and that's the way the dads army game went - bleak .
With
a few changes in personnel, the team lineup changed again this week.
JUMPIN JASON in goal looked as good as anyone this year.
Vinnie
gets the team structure organized and off we go and the old boys are
under a bit of pressure at the back but they hold back the Pontian
attack.. its a see saw battle with the Pontian boys looking the better.
Then
a thru ball to a Pontian forward who scores -blatantly offside- and the
calls for offside are waved away by the official who doesn't see the
linesman flag up.1-0.
Vinnie
fires up understandably so and abit of abuse flies between him and the
official and he gets sent to the sidelines.. WHY? Back on he goes and
this incident also fires up the Farm.. who go on the attack some fine
moves up front see steve Rowdy lay ball cross the box 6 yards out
Vinnie shoots and puts it over the bar dads army are coming back and as
the whistle goes are unlucky not to have equalized.
Half
time, and had we had some oranges I'm sure they would've been consumed.
Leggy gives a half time rev up then Vinnie follows, back onto the park.
Kick
off and its pretty even game with long shots from both teams going high
or wide. Farm are on top now, then a thru ball sees a tussle for the
ball racing into goal the Pontian forward getting there first and slots
it past jumpin jason.2-0.
Pontian
start to get on top now and a defensive error sees a turnover on the
edge of the Farm box and the Pontian forward puts the ball in the back
of the net.3-0.
Dads
Army turn the ball over yet again, which sees the ball whipped across
the box Pontian player unmarked puts the ball away. 4-0.
The Pontian coach and supporters are screaming for more goals but Farm hold out till full time.
Dads Army's biggest defeat this season sees them drop to third.
PS
- We forgot a few basics this week boys are passing game was spasmodic
and we were second to the ball, lets get back to form next week against
Modbury Vista.
PSS - Where's Towner?
PSSS - Drogba got some game time this week and impressed on the right
wing putting some great pressure on their back four well done.
Gritty
effort award - Johnny Miller, Vinnie , Greg ,also Kingy for risking
life and knee to come on in the second half. Disclaimer - You can agree
with me or be wrong.
see you next week dazza.
by Darren Bancroft
Then I got another email from Powney.. this is as follows...
DADS ARMY travelled west to play fellow title challengers PONTIAN EAGLES
Players
slowly tricked in as it looked like we may start with only 10. Dazza
out with an injured back, as a result of watching Australia crash out
of the Asian Cup, Towner was working on his tan in QLD, and no
Barnsey... Special guest appearance by Neil Newman and Peter King who
turned up in time for the 2nd half.
So
we had the bare 12 and no keeper. Jason "I look great in Orange"
volunteered (or was pushed) into going in goals, and that will be the
only mention of Orange's for the rest of the report.
But
I was back and so was Lee Perkins, after his 2 week stint with Nerds
FC. The Eagles looked very fit and big as they warmed up like a reserve
team, probably was 1/2 a reserve team.
As
the sun shone over head, the Eagles kicked off, passing the ball around
like they owned it, with flare and skill on the tiny soccer pitch.
Took
10 minutes before anyone realised we had no linesman, and as our
travelling crowd consisted of 2, one of which was Dazza walking like he
needed a "gopher" to get around in, we had no option but to give the
flag to Darren "Bean" Brus...
So
the game continued, hard tackles were the order of the day, until the
Eagles scored around the 25 min mark, via an offside player, but as our
lines man seemed to be putting his flag up and down as if he was waving
an F18 onto an aircraft carrier, the ref said, get f@#$ed, goal stands.
We settled down
and played some good soccer, but failed to put any shots on target, and
probably had more of the ball until half time, especially with Danny
running down the left wing, except for the times he was hacked down.
Getting the ball to Super Stevo's feet was our problem. So 0-1 at half time and not out of it by a long shot.
Half time chat and fags for those who needed them and off we went for round 2.
The Eagles hit us hard full of running and soon smashed one into the cross bar, but Jason said he had it covered.
On
came Kingy and Neil to add some much needed height and speed into the
midfield, as we started to look good, passing the ball around, until
that final ball.
Then a breakaway and the Eagles forward beat the defender and tucked it past the approaching keeper 0-2.
Five minutes later it was 0-3 as a slip in defence left the keeper stranded one on one.
Heads down, but still we continued and played some good soccer, but just couldn't get any result.
One Steve Pat header was well saved and a few other shots blocked in the box, the Eagles defence were all over us.
Then 0-4 as a long ball was beaten to by the Eagles forward who then rounded the keeper. Game over as we trudged off.
We
had a lot of the ball but failed in front of goals and gave away 2 of
the 4 goals, and the ref gave them 1. 4-0 was not a fair result and
hurts our goal difference, something to learn on for next week.
Solid
games by Leggy, Danny, Greg and Lee, with an honorable mention for poor
Jason Ogdon in goals who still did what he needed to when called upon.
The
Eagles keeper hardly touched the ball, and he was a giant of a man,
something Jason wishes to aspire to, McDonalds here he comes.
Special mention to young Liam who came out to watch his day today, lucky he had no idea what was going on out there.
by Gavin Powney
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 14
DADS ARMY vs MODBURY VISTA
BEOVICH ROAD, INGLE FARM JUNIOR SC
SUNDAY, JULY 29th, 2007
MODBURY VISTA FORFEITED - 2-0 WIN TO DADS ARMY
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 15
COVE vs DADS ARMY
COVE
SUNDAY, AUGUST 5th, 2007
"NEWSFLASH - Gavin Powney and John Miller score in Dads Army fightback ".
After
forever driving south, I finally arrived at the Cove Sporting Complex
and then took another twenty minutes looking for a park. Into the
changerooms and find out that the game wont kick off until after 12pm
due to some junior football carnival being played on the soccer pitch.
finally
they finish and onto the park we hobble, with Dads Army debutante
Brendan Altus playing sweeper and Kingy, Towner in the middle we had
plenty of experience, Vinnie started on the bench.
Kick off and the old (experience) Dads Army are on top creating several chances that included a thumping shot by Dazza (oh shit here we go.. Kanu mark III -Ed)
which hit the crossbar (shouldve gone in bastard) and league top scorer
Steve Pat having some nice turns and shooting only to see them go just
wide.
The Cove
defended well and a turnover in the middle of the park sees the Cove
play the ball wide then a cross sees their forward convert 1-0.
Kick
off and it seemed not to be Dads Army's day as the ball moves forward
and some confusion at the back see's the Cove score again. 2-0.
Again
Dads Army press forward with numerous corners but we just cant get one
in the net. Cove again break and the bobbling shot seems to bounce
underneath the Albanian Pussy 3-0.
Again
Farm push the ball is pushed wide to where good-looking Dazza crosses
to Steve Pat at the far post who nods it into the net!!! GOAL for Dads
Army 3-1.
Half time and we dont deserve oranges.
Vinnie fires up his old troops with an inspirational pep talk that Scotty would be in awe of.
And
away we go again... Farm are on top but its the Cove who break again
and a thumping shot by the Cove forward is a blur as it fire past the
Albanian Cat, 4-1.
Heads
start to drop and we go forward again.. Dads Army is dominanting
possession and eventually it starts to pay off with Steve Pat
converting again with a nice turn / shot. 4-2.
The troops morale picks up and we are right on top with the Cove hardly getting past the half way line.
Farm
work it down the right side a cross into the box sees the Cove defence
clear the ball to the in-rushing Gavin Powney - who hits the shot
sweetly.. straight into the Cove net 4-3.
The boys heads are up and the Cove are just smacking the ball long ,with Brendo cleaning up.
Vinnie
comes on and adds some pace to the team , Farm win a corner and the
ensuing scramble sees the ball put out for another corner.
The resulting
corner ends with a goal mouth scrabble, and Johnny Miller hits the ball
hard and low into the net GOAL!!!!!!!!!! 4-4 .
Kick
off, we win the ball, and just as Kingy is about to thump the winner in
from 40 yards out the ref blows for full time.. final score 4-4.
Great
fight back from Dads Army unfortunately the Cove had five shots and
scored four while Farm had majority of possession but couldnt score
goals .. it's like that sometimes.
The Cove lads did well .
PS - Where was Drogba?
PSS - Where was Lee ?
PSSS - Where was Barnsey Leggy and anyone else i missed?
Munno Para next week at home.. It'll be another tough one .. be there or be square . Till next time cya.
By Darren Bancroft
Tough
one ?? Cant be any worse than reading your original copy Bancroft.. its
called punctuation FFS. I could have driven to Cove in the time that
took me to edit.. read below folks. -Ed
"newsflash
gavin powney and john miller score in dads army fightback ".After
forever driving south i finally arrived at the cove sporting complex
and then took another twenty min looking for a park,i arrive at the
changeroom to find out that the game wont kick off until after 12 due
to some jnr football being played on the soccer pitch.finally they
finish and onto the park we hobble ,with dads army debutante brendan
altus playing sweeper and kingy ,towner in the middle we had plenty of
experience ,vinnie starting on the bench .Kik off and the
old(experience) dads army are on top creating several chances including
athumping shot by dazza which hit the crossbar (shouldve gone in
bastard) and steve top scorer having some nice turns and shooting only
to see them go just wide .the cove defended well and a turnover in the
middle of the park sees the cove play the ball wide then across sees
ther forward convert 1-0 .kick off and it seems not to be dads day as
the ball moves forward and some confusion at the back sees the cove
score again.2-0 again dads army press forward with numerous corners but
we just cant get one in the net, cove again break and the bobling shot
seems to bounce underneath the albanian pussy 3-0 .Again farm push the
ball is pushed wide to were dazza crosses to steve at the far post who
nods it into the net GOAL for dads army 3-1. half time .where are the
oranges ? Vinnie fires up the old troops with an inspirational pep talk
that scotty would be in awe of.And away we go again farm are on top
but its the cove who break again and a thumping shot by the cove
forward is a blur as it fire past the albanian cat 4-1 heads start to
drop and we go forward again dads army is dominanting this game and
eventually it starts to pay off with steve converting again with a
nice turn shoot again this one goin in 4-2 the troops morale picks up
and we are on top again with the cove hardly getting past the half dads
boys work it down the right side a cross into the box sees the cove
defence clear the ball to thre inrushing gavin p who hits the shot
sweetly into the cove net 4-3 the boys heads are up and the cove are
just smacking the ball long ,with brendo cleanining up .Vinnie comes on
and ads some pace to the team , farm win a corner and the ensuing
scrabble sees the ball put out for another corner the ball is played in
and another goal mouth scrabble and johnny miller hits the ball hard
and low into the net GOAL 4-4 .kick off we win the ball and just as
kingy is about to thump the winner in from 40 yards out the ref blows
for full time final score 4-4 great fight back from dads army
unfortunately the cove had five shots and scored four and farm had
majority of posesion but couldnt score footballs like that sometimes
.The cove lads did well .ps wheres drogba? pss where s lee ? pss wheres
barnsey leggy and anyone else i missed? Munno para next week at home
itll be another tough one be there or be square .till next time c ya.
A TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 16
INGLE FARM vs FULHAM UNITED
WALKLEY PARK
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12th, 2007
Ingle Farm C2 Team lost to Munno Para effectively handing the Division 9 title to Munno Para.
It was a disappointing day for the home team, who went behind midway into the 1st half through a splendid 20 yard volley.
Things
got no better in the second half as the home team conceded another
after 60 minutes - making it 2-0, before Farm's Darren Bancroft tripped
on the ball after a good run in on goal and Steve Paterson hit the post from 15 yards.
Para
rubbed salt into wounds with a third goal at the death, Para beat the
offside trap and the striker calmly slotted the goal past Farm keeper
Mark Preka. 3-0.
Final score: Ingle Farm 0 Munno Para 3
C2 TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 17
ADELAIDE VIKINGS vs DADS ARMY
WALKLEY PARK
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19th, 2007
Ingle Farm Soccer Club's Dads Army had bounced back with a a resounding 8-3 away win over lowly Adelaide Vikings today.
Darren
Bancroft and Steve Paterson again did most of the damage - managing 2
goals each - while Peter King, Gavin Powney and none other than Alan
Leadbeater also got on the scoresheet.
Best for Dads Army: Paul Townsend, Mark Preka, Darren Bancroft & Greg Ensor.
Final Score: Adelaide Vikings 3 Ingle Farm 8
A TEAM MATCH REPORT
ROUND 18
DADS ARMY vs NORTHERN UNITED
WALKLEY PARK
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 26th, 2007
Dads
Army had an easy win in its final match of the season - which actually
ended a week before Farm's other three teams finished their leagues.
Darren Bancroft wrote his name all over the game with a four goal effort while Paul Townsend grabbed the other. Poor old Steve Paterson couldn't take a trick all game - but played well when he was on the park.
It was a relaxed match played in good spirit for the majority. Farm could have won by 10 if they tried..
Best players: Darren Bancroft, Greg Ensor, Paul Townsend and Peter King.
Final Score: Dads Army 5 Northern United 0.
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